took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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