How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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