If i come over, it means nothing
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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