big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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