super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Two words: nipple clamps
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