I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
did i just pee glitter
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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