I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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