You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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