i just wanna soil my oats bro
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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