If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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