I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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