just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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