Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
ok first of all what the fuck
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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