I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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