if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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