whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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