Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Floor bacon is actually really good
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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