I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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