yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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