Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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