You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Four minutes until I can fart!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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