you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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