She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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