Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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