He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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