Me. At least after what I've been through.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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