I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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