My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
