It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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