i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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