Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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