I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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