your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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