is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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