Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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