I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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