Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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