ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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