OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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