he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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