What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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