Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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