it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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