and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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