if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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