worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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