Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Enjoy the penises
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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