she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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