the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize