i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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