Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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