I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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