So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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