i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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