His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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