you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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