The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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